Water Cake

This morning, Shrooms put a slice of cake in the microwave for a minute. The goopy mess resulted in a discussion of the meaning of cake.
Shrooms insisted her edible was still cake; K-Mar did not agree.
"If you take ice cubes, crush them up, then melt them, they will no longer be ice cubes; they will be water."
"My cake is still a cake!"
"How about 'water cake'?"
They both liked this conclusion, so now mashed/melted cake will be known in our house as Water Cake.

Water Cake.